Abortion (and Stem Cell research) (Ed. Note: The media now lumps them together so we can too!) are a sensitive topic. There are those that are pro-life that believe anything is living, and then there are those who believe a woman has a choice on whether to have an abortion or not. I, myself am
Now for something thats even more of a non-issue than abortion, (Ed. Note: Abortion is kind of an issue, but then again it's more of an issue when you're sexual active. ZING!!!), Gay Marriage. Leave them the fuck alone. If they want to marry what fucking difference does it make to you? Will you love your spouse less if Faggy McFaggerson and Fruity McGayGay promise to love each other through sickness (AIDS) and health (Before the AIDS), 'til death (From AIDS, of course) due them part? (Ed Note: Oh dear that last sentence is not going to be good for business). "Oh no! They ruined the sanctity of marriage!" you say. (Ed Note: Again, who says?) But then when I try to tell you that you're wrong, you're too busy watching "Joe Millionare" and "Who wants to marry my dad?" to listen to me. Who's ruining the sanctity of what now?
I have a theory. It involves HMO's and the IRS. I'm pretty sure they're the ones behind this anti-gay marriage movement. They don't want Faggy McFaggerson and Fruity McGayGay to file under the marriage tax bracket or be covered by their spouses health care. That's what this is about, isn't it? Money. Nelly was right all along. Now seriously, leave them alone.